An Ode To Façade

You borrowed his name
Like some domestic dame but
Didn’t pay the domain
Who said rams could be tamed?

Was she everything you thought she’d be?
A rich bitch pedigree
Played house in a fake story
Must’ve needed safety after me

Oh, you smug little bitch
When you stand up, I’ve gotta sit
Walking around like she’s a poodle
Looking like a Ray Charles’ doodle

So, was that passive troll
Really your marriage goal?
Congruence in the family tree
Came in 5’1, size 3
Heard Disney dad was so happy

But I’d rather have passion than prison
So look up to what you’re missin’
If you stayed single during the transition
Wouldn’t be in a choking position

“Till death do you part!”
I hear it scream from your heart.

 

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