That Bitch

I’m happy that bitch died
Dropped dead on her lazy eye
Ya, I’m happy that bitch died

The meanest girl you ever did see
Came straight from hell, drew her brows with Maybelline
Blame her upbringing, “nEvER sToOd A ChAncE!”
But she was a big, stinky shrew with skid marks on her pants

Didn’t have to know her to be scared
Bullied everyone, ya, a fucked up Peter Pan
Loved Jäger & loved to fight
Died before her Pozole cooled on Cinco De Mayo night

I’m happy that bitch died
Dropped dead on her lazy eye
Ya, I’m happy that bitch died

No, I don’t believe in the devil
But if demons do dwell-
Swear to god her face changed when she’d yell
Lied & manipulated
Didn’t tell a soul
But for as much as she drank, her skin didn’t look too old

The nicest thing about that bitch I can say,
“Kind of her to die before turning 48.”
Looked decayed anyway without the wig
Hopefully, she’ll play nice now with all her aborted kids

I’m happy that bitch died
Dropped dead on her lazy eye
Ya, I’m happy that bitch died

Farewell,
Good riddance!
I cannot hide,
That I’m happy that fucking bitch died!

 

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